shamefullime:

Scout, quit makin’ that face, I’m tryin’ ta make a nice family portrait ta send ta your Grandma.

gmod crashed before I could save this and fix everything wrong with it, oh well

malpaislegate:

Team Fallout 2

shamefullime:

THIS IS SCOUT

I’M AFRAID OF CLOWNS AND WET MY PANTS AT THE CIRCUS WHEN I WAS TEN

I GOT KICKED OUT OF LITTLE LEAGUE AFTER BEATING UP MY OWN COACH WHEN HE REFUSED TO LET ME UP TO BAT

I STILL SLEEP WITH A NIGHT LIGHT THAT’S SHAPED LIKE A BASEBALL

shamefullime:

I was lookin’ through my old gmod screenshots today and found my little ‘Bootcamp’ story folder. It was going to be a short comic about a senior RED Soldier putting some new recruits through a series of tests to see who was fit to be his second in command. Naturally one of the new recruits is an enemy Spy (and he gets blown up over and over). If I remember correctly, the gmod save file (I had a ton of props and poses) got corrupted and I ragequit.

I kinda feel like redoing it, but I’m sure I’ll lose interest before I get even get half way through.

…I really wish I knew how to make videos. And splice sound files.

viivus:

A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent’s grave.