doktor-gonzo:

Yes my prince, soon we will be together*…

I whisper as I lay in bed, stroking my laptop screen.

*in my dreams

captaincoulson:

“my babies,” i whisper to a giant green man, a demi god, two assassins, a super soldier and a genius playboy philanthropist

(Source: trekintothedarkness)

faggotunderthecorktree:

i can’t wait until summer so i never have to wear pants or get dressed or wake up early or do anything that involves being a properly functioning member of society

(Source: pizzaswag)

mormondad:

im so jealous of chairs because they get all the butts