Zombieland has taught me all that I need to know.
These would be a fairly standard set of reactions, so let me break it down for everyone.
First, do NOT raid food or weapon shops during a zombie apocalypse. That’s pretty much the worst thing you can do. The shelves would be empty for one thing and the dozens of people that go there blind panic would have attracted hordes of zombies. Finding refuge and staying put in once area is also a terrible idea. You need to be mobile in case the situation changes, eg. too many zombies start swarming or your run out of food. The best thing to do would be to stock everything in your cupboards and fridge into a small, fast car and leave town. Once you reach a remote area, stock up on supplies and weapons from isolated petrol stations.
Making a video diary I admit would be kind of fun, but also unnecessarily risky. If first person shot movies have taught us anything it’s that you will innevitably get too distracted talking to the camera and not notice a zombie lurking up behind you.
The last one I can’t argue with.
(Source: missbrittanyyy)
I’m sculpting my own zombie for zombie walk right now. But because I’ve done the whole teeth showing bit before Im going for a neck injury and possibly a cheek or something else rotting. I am doing it out of gelatin since that seems the cheapest easiest manipulated material- I might add some maggots…. not many zombies seem to have bugs on them I think it might but neat to do.
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Daughter of Ludvig Maxis
Owner of Fluffy
Was presumed dead
Known as the Demonic Announcer
I bring you - Samantha Maxis
Source: Moon
Round 35 and no Jug, the fuck?
(Source: sparklelovers)