LOOK DANIEL
AND I STILL HAVE TWO MORE I WANT TO MAKE

captainapathy:

dreamingofnewyorknights:

Zombieland has taught me all that I need to know.

These would be a fairly standard set of reactions, so let me break it down for everyone.

First, do NOT raid food or weapon shops during a zombie apocalypse. That’s pretty much the worst thing you can do. The shelves would be empty for one thing and the dozens of people that go there blind panic would have attracted hordes of zombies. Finding refuge and staying put in once area is also a terrible idea. You need to be mobile in case the situation changes, eg. too many zombies start swarming or your run out of food. The best thing to do would be to stock everything in your cupboards and fridge into a small, fast car and leave town. Once you reach a remote area, stock up on supplies and weapons from isolated petrol stations.

Making a video diary I admit would be kind of fun, but also unnecessarily risky. If first person shot movies have taught us anything it’s that you will innevitably get too distracted talking to the camera and not notice a zombie lurking up behind you.

The last one I can’t argue with.

(Source: missbrittanyyy)

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finickyfennec:

I’m sculpting my own zombie for zombie walk right now. But because I’ve done the whole teeth showing bit before Im going for a neck injury and possibly a cheek or something else rotting. I am doing it out of gelatin since that seems the cheapest easiest manipulated material- I might add some maggots…. not many zombies seem to have bugs on them I think it might but neat to do. 

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fridaynightal0ne:

fyeahnazizombies:

Daughter of Ludvig Maxis

Owner of Fluffy

Was presumed dead

Known as the Demonic Announcer

I bring you - Samantha Maxis

Source: Moon

Round 35 and no Jug, the fuck?

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  • Herbert Moon: This whole thing is nothing but a Jewish plot. You do know that, don't you?
  • John Marston: I find that highly unlikely, amigo.
  • Herbert Moon: Well, I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it.
  • John Marston: Well, you're a nice, kind-hearted man to meet in a time of trouble.
  • Herbert Moon: Kind does not come into it.
  • John Marston: Why? What are you talking about?
  • Herbert Moon: Why? I bet you like Catholics. I can't stand them neither. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British. Between them, they've ruined this country. Ruined it! It was a good country once! Now, people are eating eachother, and it's all the fault of the Jewish British Catholic homosexual elite and their ideas. Well I, for one, won't stand for it.
  • John Marston: ... Have you ever met a Jewish person?
  • Herbert Moon: *laughs* Thankfully not.
  • John Marston: Or a British Catholic homosexual?
  • Herbert Moon: Not in my store!... Oh, I get it. I see you acting clever. Well, let me tell you this; the Jews killed Lincoln. That's why there is a triangle on the money. And they run Europe like one of them Arabian harems. Now they've sent this here plague to kill all us decent folk. Yep.
  • John Marston: ... You, sir, are truly a remarkable fellow.
  • Herbert Moon: Thank you kindly.
  • John Marston: I must say, it's a rare pleasure to meet someone with such a grasp on human history. You take care of yourself. I'd hate to see you get savaged by someone and watch the life force drain from your hate-filled body.
  • Herbert Moon: Hey! Hold on, there. Why don't you join me in my fight, sir? It's not too late.
  • John Marston: I fear it is for me.
  • Herbert Moon: Then I will fight them alone. All of them! America is the land of the free, and that means free to people like me! Herbert Moon!
  • John Marston: Absolutely.
  • Herbert Moon: *getting attacked by zombies* No! No, no, no! You can't eat me! I'm Herbert Moooooooon! *screams in agony*
  • John Marston: *smirks and watches him die*
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